#op i am on the floor

[opera-ghost]

the final performance of phantom on broadway - april 16th, 2023

[ariadne-mouse]

Oh god are they gonna work this into the animated intro somehow once Sam has a new character. Emotional damage all over again

[alackofghosts]

wolbert week day 1: a new life

a miracle is the sound of reality buckling

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

as someone who has just started volunteering in a big op shop 2 days a week.... if you're the type of person that just leaves a whole ass mountain of clothes strewn on the floor of a change-room and maybe haphazardly hung up on the wall or direct on the floor in front of the change room rack... I reserve my right to believe that I should be allowed to flay you alive when the purge happens. also this is playing in my head right after you have the audacity to do this and probably say to yourself that "well, it's their job anyway 😒🙄. why should i even try and bother to help them?"

however, if you're the type of person who honestly tries to rehang your clothes on the hanger and either puts them back correctly on the return rack at the change rooms.... or EVEN BETTER puts it back in the CORRECT clothes rack where you got it from (or at least you guessed where you got it from and say put it in size 8 when it's size 10 or something). I am passionately, earnestly, eagerly, ardently, caringly, wholeheartedly, tenderly, vigorously, etc, making out with you. with tongue. sloppy style. we can do anything else sloppy style too if you wish, king or queen.

[fishareglorious]

well helloooo there.... *leans on my expensive porshe and 1 million unilogs fall out of my pockets*

[dreamytfw]

The only thing funnier than Destiel losing the exact same poll twice is them losing even worse the 2nd time around.

[galaghiel]

I asked to color the comic so here it is

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD. ITS AMAZING!!!! I love it so so much. I loveeee how you colored the children aaaaAAAAAAA

[chemblrish]

Ochem professor has just graded that final from Thursday and I got 90% :'))))) Which is crazy in itself but that means my average grade for this past semester is a 4.88 (/5) and that my friends is beyond my ability to process

[erotetica]

Good GOD that's fascinating. (On the phantom limb syndrome wikipedia)

[clegfly]

GTE OUT OF MY HEAD........ every liek. second post i see is you. what is this.... what is going on

Live footage of me using DARK MAGICS to beam my WICKED POSTS into tumblr user pickledmintpie’s head

[damagedintellect]

IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES I NEED THE NEXT CHAPTER FOR FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT PLEASEEE

💌 I've been wanting to talk about FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT but it always feels like the wrong time so I will dump my thoughts here! 💌

I'm glad people still have a passionate interest towards it because that fic is my baby and Law lives in my head rent free!

A month after I posted chapter 13, I was in the hospital for a while. Naturally I didn't have access to a computer but I had my mom bring me a composition book so that if I felt inspired I could still write and technically I have some of chapter 14 written...

But uhh the real sad part is when I finally was discharged I started typing it out on my computer and I remember editing it as I was typing and I was happy with the results which almost never happens, I even made a few changes which I thought were genius....HOWEVER NOW I CAN'T FIND WHERE I TYPED THAT SHIT?!

LIKE I CAN'T FIND THE DOC I TYPED IT OUT IN??!!

AT THIS POINT IT FEEL LIKE A FUCKEN FEVER DREAM BECAUSE I CAN'T FIND IT!?

*For those of you who don't read on AO3*, in the authors notes I talk about how, I plan on rewriting this as my first publishable book because it's pretty far removed from one piece & I've based most of the interactions off of my personal life situations. Which means I have multiple stages of each chapter as documents floating around and while they are all labeled I CAN'T FIND THE ONE WITH CHAPTER 14

I keep thinking that I must have wrote it down on a different email and well I have like 7 emails it could have "accidentally" been written under TT^TT and I've checked those too and nothing! Sure I could just rewrite it, I have the base chapter in a composition book but the lovely additions and changes will not be there.

At this point I should just bite the bullet but it looms over me heavily especially since it's such a long standing work of mine. I don't often think about how proud I am of anything but I am proud of "Fake it till you make it"

[rodeoromeo]

hold on a minute hold on hold on hold on

[confuddling-colors]

Juniper,

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody parasitic scum and I wish you would go away, I would rather kiss a rat with a variety of diseases then be seen with you.

-Lots of love, from agent floor 💚 wishing you the best Juniper!

“Oh wow, congrats my guy, it’s your first hatemail!”

“This is near poetry, Juniper, I might have to put it on the Board.”

“You put that where I have to see it again and I’m throwing the Board out the window.”

[spindash]

i guess i have my nice cargo pants i could wear. instesd (tan)..

[recurring-polynya]

For the garage sale 1500 follower fest: Portions for Foxes! :D Congrats on the milestone!

I posted the heartfelt and earnest scene from Portions for Foxes earlier, which got cut just because I went in a different direction. This one, on the other hand, got cut for being too bonkers, but I feel that you, especially, will appreciate it.

This takes place towards the end of fanfic when everyone is doing a little better and there are a bunch of sort of vignettes, like when they go to the art gallery to see the horrible painting of Byakuya. Maybe it's a spoiler for the fanfic, but it's also in the tags, so I don't feel too bad about it: Rukia is very pregnant at this point.

Anyway, this is why they should have had a big No Sex in the Champagne Room Royal Realm sign and also made everyone sign a waiver and also probably not let Renji and especially not Rukia up there in the first place.

👹 ❄️ 💥

And then there's the day The Experiment breaks out of Squad 12. It is very large and very disgusting and also has just far too many eyes and teeth and teeth-eyes.

Captain Kurotsuchi is the one who really should have taken care of it, but he happens to be taking some personal time in his sensory deprivation tank.

Captain Zaraki and his top seats are out on a mission. They will all be very salty about this when they return.

It also happens to be one of the days when Renji is over at the Sixth and Rukia is at the Thirteenth.

So, The Experiment breaks out of Squad 12, turns right, and and heads over to Squad 11. It's wrecked their mess hall and twenty meatheads are trying to fight it at once, when Rukia meanders over, dances out a Tsukishirou, and kills it dead in two seconds. And then leaves again.

Renji finds her down at the kidou butts later, cratering practice dummies with souren sokatsui, which he knows is her favorite.

"You here to yell at me?" she asks crossly.

"I made a joke the other day about you fighting Zaraki," he says slowly. "And I'm just now realizing that you weren't just being a worrywart. That it's been really fucking unfair of me to go around havin' a good time when you can't."

A pained look crosses Rukia's face. "I'm doing something important."

"That's right, you are," he announces. "You been doing every single thing that needs to be done since the minute we woke up in Kirinji's hot springs. You've been crushin' it." He takes a long pause. "And I think its been killing you."

"Can't you just yell at me?" she grumbles. "Aren't you mad I put our baby in danger?"

"Did you? he asks. "Baby's gone to bankai with you. Guess I kinda trust you to know what's okay and what's not."

Instead of answering, she annihilates another practice dummy, this time with a plain ol' shakkahou. She's become someone like Byakuya, who can channel a tremendous amount of destruction, even through the lower level spells.

And then Renji realizes what she's doing, that she did just answer him.

"Are you buddying off the baby's reiatsu?" he asks, incredulous.

"He doesn't mind," Rukia dismisses.

"That's not the point, the point is--"  He comes up short. "Are you just guessin' at that 'he' thing, or do you know something?"

Rukia shrugs. "Sode no Shirayuki says we are having a son. You know how full of shit she is, though."

"That's amazing," Renji breathes. "I mean, not that it's a boy, it had to be something, but that your zanpaktou…and you can share reiatsu…" He sits down, right on the ground. "You can't ever do anything normal, can you, Rukia?"

"I don't know how to make a dumb baby," Rukia scowls, crossing her arms. "I was blaming you."

[pirateborn-a]

recent chapters have been giving me So Much surely nothing bad will come from it